The Stinky Forest

SO there is a road by us that I take only if I have to because it is next to the sewer plant and it smells so bad! I start to hold my breath and try to hold it until I pass the plant. It's that bad.
So yesterday we had to go on that road and it smelled especially "ripe" yesterday. So ripe that Liam started to cry. I told him to plug his nose. to which I got. "Yah thanks Mama thank you."
Once we'd cleared the smell he says to me, "Mama I don't like the Stinky forest."
It's a small street with trees that surround you on all sides and creates a canopy over the road. I guess that's where he got the forest part from.
On our way home he saw me turn down that road and immediately yells, "Mama plug you nose, it be better soon, don't cry Mama, I hurry."
The funny part is, there used to be a golf course next to that road. There wasn't a whole lot of people wanting to play so they closed it. I can't imagine why? Who wouldn't enjoy an afternoon of golf and the smell of a sewer plant as you breathe to take in the "Fresh outdoors?"